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Halloween Jokes for Kids - Humor in English

Chistes de Halloween para niños en inglés

Recursos educativos en inglés - Humor

1. What room does a ghost not need? A living room.
2. What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling.
3. What's big, scary and has three wheels? A monster riding a tricycle!
4. What kinds of pants do ghosts wear? Boo-jeans.
5. Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers!
6. What do birds say on Halloween? Trick or Tweet!
7. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts.
8. What is a zombie's favorite thing to eat? Brain food.
9. Why was there thunder and lightning inside the laboratory? Because Dr. Frankenstein and Igor were brain"storming."
10. Why do pumpkins do so badly in school? Because they had all their brains scooped out.

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1. Why didn't the skeleton go to school? His heart wasn't in it.
2. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? A pumpkin patch.
3. Why did the zombie skip school? He felt rotten.
4. Are black cats bad luck? Only if you're a mouse.
5. What kind of tests do vampires give their students? Blood tests.
6. What kind of music do mummies love? Wrap music.
7. Why do skeletons stay so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
8. What does a pumpkin like to read? Pulp fiction.
9. Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them.
10. What did the orange pumpkin say to the green pumpkin? “You look a little sick.”

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1. What happens when you stay up all night on Halloween? Something dawns on you.
2. Where do vampires keep their money? The blood bank.
3. How do ghosts wash their hair? With shamboo.
4. What happens when a vampire goes in the snow? Frost bite!
5. What instrument does a skeleton play? The trombone.
6. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? Because there was noBody on the other side.
7. What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get a new clock.
8. Have you heard how popular the local cemetery is? People are just dying to get in.
9. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
10. Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches? They have no hands to knock on the door.

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1. What kind of dog does Dracula have? A blood hound.
2. What is a ghost's nose full of? Boooooogers!
3. What fruit do scarecrows love the most? Straw-berries.
4. What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.
5. What does a witch use to do her hair? Scarespray!
6. Why don’t vampires have more friends? Because they are a pain in the neck.
7. What do you call a witch who goes to the beach? A sand-witch.
8. Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no "body" to dance with.
9. Why was the broom late? It over swept.
10. Why did the Headless Horseman get a job? He was trying to get ahead in life.

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1. Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field.
2. What’s the best thing to put into pumpkin pie? Your teeth.
3. Why do vampires always seem sick? They’re always coffin.
4. How does a witch style her hair? With scare-spray.
5. What kind of monster likes to dance? The boogeyman.
6. What does a ghost keep in his stable? Nightmares.
7. What did the werewolf eat after his teeth cleaning? The dentist.
8. What did the skeleton buy at the grocery store? Spare ribs.
9. Where does the zombie live? On a dead-end street.
10. Why don’t skeletons watch horror movies? They don’t have the guts.
11. Where do ghosts go on holidays? The Boohamas.
12. How do ghosts search the web? They use “Ghoul-gle.”

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Halloween Baby Shark - Canciones Niños Inglés

Canciones para Niños en Inglés: Halloween - Songs for Children in English: Halloween

Halloween Baby Shark

Canciones para niños en inglés para Halloween. Ideales para favorecer el aprendizaje del idioma, adquirir vocabulario, practicar la pronunciación, etc.

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Lyric:

Boo boo, boo boo boo, boo boo BOO!!

Baby shark doo doo, doo doo, doo doo Baby shark doo doo, doo doo, doo doo

Baby shark doo doo, doo doo, doo doo Baby Shark

Mummy shark doo doo, doo doo, doo doo Mummy shark doo doo, doo doo, doo doo

Mummy shark doo doo, doo doo, doo doo Mummy Shark

Daddy shark doo doo, doo doo, doo doo Daddy shark doo doo, doo doo, doo doo

Daddy shark doo doo, doo doo, doo doo Daddy shark

Grandma shark doo doo, doo doo, doo doo Grandma shark doo doo, doo doo, doo doo

Grandma shark doo doo, doo doo, doo doo Grandma shark

Grandpa shark doo doo, doo doo, doo doo Grandpa shark doo doo, doo doo, doo doo

Grandpa shark doo doo, doo doo, doo doo Grandpa shark

It's Halloween doo doo, doo doo, doo doo Halloween doo doo, doo doo, doo doo

Halloween doo doo, doo doo, doo doo Halloween

Look! A spooky ghost doo doo, doo doo, doo doo Spooky ghost doo doo, doo doo, doo doo

Spooky ghost doo doo, doo doo, doo doo Spooky ghost

And a skeleton doo doo, doo doo, doo doo Skeleton doo doo, doo doo, doo doo

Skeleton doo doo, doo doo, doo doo Skeleton

There's a wicked witch doo doo, doo doo, doo doo Wicked witch doo doo, doo doo, doo doo

Wicked witch doo doo, doo doo, doo doo Wicked witch

And a flying bat doo doo, doo doo, doo doo Flying bat doo doo, doo doo, doo doo

Flying bat doo doo, doo doo, doo doo Flying bat, yay!

Baby baby baby shark, Baby baby baby shark, Baby baby baby shark,

Spooky, spooky baby shark doo doo, doo doo, doo doo Baby shark doo doo, doo doo, doo doo

Baby shark doo doo, doo doo, doo doo Baby Shark

Mummy shark doo doo, doo doo, doo doo Mummy shark doo doo, doo doo, doo doo

Mummy shark doo doo, doo doo, doo doo Mummy shark

Daddy shark doo doo, doo doo, doo doo Daddy shark doo doo, doo doo, doo doo

Daddy shark doo doo, doo doo, doo doo Daddy shark

Grandma shark doo doo, doo doo, doo doo Grandma shark doo doo, doo doo, doo doo

Grandma shark doo doo, doo doo, doo doo Grandma shark

Grandpa shark doo doo, doo doo, doo doo Grandpa shark doo doo, doo doo, doo doo

Grandpa shark doo doo, doo doo, doo doo Grandpa shark

Baby shark doo doo, doo doo, doo doo Baby shark doo doo, doo doo, doo doo

Baby shark doo doo, doo doo, doo doo Baby shark

Mummy shark doo doo, doo doo, doo doo Mummy shark doo doo, doo doo, doo doo

Mummy shark doo doo, doo doo, doo doo Mummy shark

Daddy shark doo doo, doo doo, doo doo Daddy shark doo doo, doo doo, doo doo

Daddy shark doo doo, doo doo, doo doo Daddy shark

Grandma shark doo doo, doo doo, doo doo Grandma shark doo doo, doo doo, doo doo

Grandma shark doo doo, doo doo, doo doo Grandma shark

Grandpa shark doo doo, doo doo, doo doo Grandpa shark doo doo, doo doo, doo doo

Grandpa shark doo doo, doo doo, doo doo Grandpa shark

All the sharks doo doo, doo doo, doo doo All the sharks doo doo, doo doo, doo doo

All the sharks doo doo, doo doo, doo doo All the sharks

Let's dress up doo doo, doo doo, doo doo Let's dress up doo doo, doo doo, doo doo

Let's dress up doo doo, doo doo, doo doo Let's dress up

Trick or treat doo doo, doo doo, doo doo Trick or treat doo doo, doo doo, doo doo

Trick or treat doo doo, doo doo, doo doo Trick or treat!

Happy Halloween doo doo, doo doo, doo doo Halloween doo doo, doo doo, doo doo

Halloween doo doo, doo doo, doo doo Halloween

It’s the end doo doo, doo doo, doo doo It’s the end doo doo, doo doo, doo doo

It’s the end doo doo, doo doo, doo doo It's the end!

Boo boo, boo boo boo, boo boo BOO!!

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The Shadow on the Stone - Halloween Poems

Poesías en inglés Halloween - Recursos Educativos en Inglés - Poems in English

The Shadow on the Stone

I went by the Druid stone
That broods in the garden white and lone,
And I stopped and looked at the shifting shadows
That at some moments fall thereon
From the tree hard by with a rhythmic swing,
And they shaped in my imagining
To the shade that a well-known head and shoulders
Threw there when she was gardening.

I thought her behind my back,
Yea, her I long had learned to lack,
And I said: ‘I am sure you are standing behind me,
Though how do you get into this old track?’
And there was no sound but the fall of a leaf
As a sad response; and to keep down grief
I would not turn my head to discover
That there was nothing in my belief.

Yet I wanted to look and see
That nobody stood at the back of me;
But I thought once more: ‘Nay, I’ll not unvision
A shape which, somehow, there may be.’
So I went on softly from the glade,
And left her behind me throwing her shade,
As she were indeed an apparition—
My head unturned lest my dream should fade.

By Thomas Hardy

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The Witch - Halloween Poems

Poesías en inglés Halloween - Recursos Educativos en Inglés - Poems in English

The Witch

I have walked a great while over the snow,
And I am not tall nor strong.
My clothes are wet, and my teeth are set,
And the way was hard and long.
I have wandered over the fruitful earth,
But I never came here before.
Oh, lift me over the threshold, and let me in at the door!

The cutting wind is a cruel foe.
I dare not stand in the blast.
My hands are stone, and my voice a groan,
And the worst of death is past.
I am but a little maiden still,
My little white feet are sore.
Oh, lift me over the threshold, and let me in at the door!

Her voice was the voice that women have,
Who plead for their heart's desire.
She came—she came—and the quivering flame
Sunk and died in the fire.
It never was lit again on my hearth
Since I hurried across the floor,
To lift her over the threshold, and let her in at the door.

By Mary Elizabeth Coleridge

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Ghost House - Halloween Poems

Poesías en inglés Halloween - Recursos Educativos en Inglés - Poems in English

Ghost House

I dwell in a lonely house I know
That vanished many a summer ago,
And left no trace but the cellar walls,
And a cellar in which the daylight falls
And the purple-stemmed wild raspberries grow.

O'er ruined fences the grape-vines shield
The woods come back to the mowing field;
The orchard tree has grown one copse
Of new wood and old where the woodpecker chops;
The footpath down to the well is healed.

I dwell with a strangely aching heart
In that vanished abode there far apart
On that disused and forgotten road
That has no dust-bath now for the toad.
Night comes; the black bats tumble and dart;

The whippoorwill is coming to shout
And hush and cluck and flutter about:
I hear him begin far enough away
Full many a time to say his say
Before he arrives to say it out.

It is under the small, dim, summer star.
I know not who these mute folk are
Who share the unlit place with me—
Those stones out under the low-limbed tree
Doubtless bear names that the mosses mar.

They are tireless folk, but slow and sad—
Though two, close-keeping, are lass and lad,—
With none among them that ever sings,
And yet, in view of how many things,
As sweet companions as might be had.

By Robert Frost 1874-1963

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The Night Wind - Halloween Poems

Poesías en inglés Halloween - Recursos Educativos en Inglés - Poems in English

The Night Wind

Have you ever heard the wind go "Yooooo"?
'T is a pitiful sound to hear!
It seems to chill you through and through
With a strange and speechless fear.
'T is the voice of the night that broods outside
When folk should be asleep,
And many and many's the time I've cried
To the darkness brooding far and wide
Over the land and the deep:
Whom do you want, O lonely night,
That you wail the long hours through?"
And the night would say in its ghostly way:

"Yoooooooo!
Yoooooooo!
Yoooooooo!"

My mother told me long ago
(When I was a little tad)
That when the night went wailing so,
Somebody had been bad;
And then, when I was snug in bed,
Whither I had been sent,
With the blankets pulled up round my head,
I'd think of what my mother'd said,
And wonder what boy she meant!
And "Who's been bad to-day?" I'd ask
Of the wind that hoarsely blew,
And the voice would say in its meaningful way:

"Yoooooooo!
Yoooooooo!
Yoooooooo!"

That this was true I must allow
You'll not believe it, though!
Yes, though I'm quite a model now,
I was not always so.
And if you doubt what things I say,
Suppose you make the test;
Suppose, when you've been bad some day
And up to bed are sent away
From mother and the rest -
Suppose you ask, "Who has been bad?"
And then you'll hear what's true;
For the wind will moan in its ruefulest tone:

"Yoooooooo!
Yoooooooo!
Yoooooooo!"

By Eugene Field - 1850-1895

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